to address how paranoid my mom is.

She can not wait 1 second after knocking without opening my door. Even if I attempt to lock it, she just jiggles the handle and opens it, regardless of what I say. && she won’t fix my broken lock. She likes how I can’t have my own space. She’ll also come into my room, just look around and then leave. Like really, are you expecting my cocaine to be sitting on the bed? 

“You don’t need a lock, it’s just mommy”

How many days until I move out?

She just knocked on my door. I say “wait” and she stands there jiggling the handle to open it. And when she opens it, I’m in a bathing suit. She says “what are you doing..?” and I say “Trying on bathing suits” (not a surprise, going to the beach tomorrow). and She says “is your computer on?” and I said yes and she tells me to turn it off. The lack of trust she has in me ceases to amaze me. She needs to stop watching The Oprah Winfrey Network. I don’t sit here selling my body on the internet. Go the fuck away.